Be the First to See it

What you are about to see are images so stunning, so visually shocking that critics have haled them as something never seen before. You are about to witness ...

Wait for it ...

Wait for it ...

The first pictures ever taken on my brand-new camera!! Now you can view images like this one:

The Thinking Toddler

Or this one:

I'm About to Put a Pretzel Up My Nose

And lets not forget the famous ...

Kitten Picture

Okay, so obviously I'm no photographer and these pictures are less than mediocre. But with the new camera my husband surprised me with this afternoon, I'll be able to share all of the mediocre photography I want. You'll be privileged to view every one of the less-than-award winning photos I take while we enjoy some rest and relaxation on vacation in warm and sunny St. George this week.

Hasta luego, mis amigos.